No neither did I but it would appear that lots of people either think that I am or have me confused with Mystic Meg, so as the saying goes if you can't beat them join them I may from here on out start providing psychic readings* and this weeks winning lottery numbers** as I am sick to death of turning all this bullshit work down.
Not only am I supposed to know who everyone is before they identify themseves on the telephone, (yes my phone somehow has to have EVERYONE's number pre-programmed) but I am also supposed to know what everyone's kinks are without them even mentioning them or giving me the slightest clue. I mean FFS! How on earth am I supposed to know that you like your feet bare/stockinged/reeking to high heaven without you telling me you inanne gibbon?? Can we not at least play charades first? That would provide at least the tiniest bit of amusement in a "Rolf Harris - can you guess what it is yet?" style....
Oh and while on this subject...or a related one at least...if your kink doesn't do anything for me and I speak to you respectfully and politely to say as much do the same in return...manners see all comes back to manners and they for one should not be affected by the global economic downturn as they my darlings are still free!!! So use them! Or if you don't have any, I can teach you some... for a fee!
*no responsibility is taken for the accuracy or interpretation of any readings, and no responsibility is taken for your actions.
** no responsibility is taken in regard to any losses you may or may not incur as a direct or indirect result
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