1001 ways with Butternut Squash

and this was really not one of the ones in that book.

A submissive male, a bit of a scamp mind you as he wasn't really after a pro-domme as much as he just wanted an audience for his exploits, asked me if I would be prepared to watch him progress from a coke can to a butternut squash up his chocolate whizz-way. Well as intrigued as I was, I can't be doing with giving away freebies so if anyone spots his efforts on youtube or youporn or anywhere in fact - send me a link I feel outdone!

In the meanwhile I'll stick to roasting mine I think lol.

I demand That 1 million dollars that Maggie Mason was giving away..but that exact one mind

That 1 million dollars that Maggie Mason was giving away..but that exact one mind

A year's supply of Dr Pepper

A new toothbrush

The option to change my mind at any time.

Reading 'screw the roses send me the thorns' opened my eyes

This was my first introduction to bdsm

New Beginnings

Well it's funny how things happen, in the right place at the right time, who you bump into you know the type of thing..and then there's how do you pay your bills...fund the lifestyle, retain your independence in the face of this media crazed credit crunch..well my answer has been to become a pro-domme or dominatrix.

Quite a shock to some of the people that know me and a complete and utter secret it will remain to others, I don't plan for Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross to be ringing my grandfather, although that said they'd have a bloody hard job, he's not exactly in the phone book!

But a few days into this money making project and I have a website, I've been contacted by an army of submissive men and made two bookings now all for free. It's quite hard to find out where to advertise though...and at a low cost.. already been turfed off alt.com overnight and just after I'd made the effort to fill out their bloody kink questionnaire... bastards seem to think they should be the only ones to make any money out of bdsm.

It's so often said that bdsm is all about the journey and if someone had asked me when I was first introduced to it years ago, with a please read this book by my then boyfriend, if I could have seen myself as a pro-domme, well firstly I'd have had to ask what the hell a pro-domme was and then probably laughed like a drain at the thought of little submissive me ever switching. But a lot has changed since my early twenties, a lot of water has gone under the bridge, taking some people with it..some I can't say I miss, while others I would love to be able to tell about where I am now and can't.

And as I embark on this next part of my life I do wonder how the hell I got here....was it chance, a series of coincidences, or was I always going to head in this direction given the things I have done and the people that I have encountered up till now. Don't get me wrong I don't have a litany of regret and what if's more a healthy curiosity at the way that things turn out and this to me is a bit like suddenly discovering that the earth is not flat, or that boats don't fall off the edge of the world. This is challenging myself and realising that I can do it, and best of all that I can enjoy it and make some money from it along the way too.