Advice for male subs

I just took a call from a submissive man who clearly needs an education which given the fact that it is a really simple premise is probably something that all men should know.

Dress sizes - they are there for a reason...and it's not just so that we can give you a number, although male minds do seem so obsessed by digits... your waist size, your hip size, your bust size, your dress size, your phone number - jesus I am sometimes suprised we haven't all got bar codes so that you men can wander about with little bar code readers to your little hearts content!!!

Anyway dumbo called and asked if he would be able to come for a session of domination and submission and would it be ok for him to be dressed as a school girl...well of course it would be, apart from the fact that most men are about as convincing as Britney Spears as Jo Brand was in Comic relief.... I have no issue with it - it's his kink.

But to suggest that he was a size 14-16 Uk dress size and then to ask if I would be able to provide him something from my wardrobe...myself being a 10 is a complete joke. Size 10 is not and has never meant to be worn by a size 16 - the clue is there in the numbers man!!!
I do not want some biffa stretching my clothes...and I don't happen to have old knickers that you can stretch either - lingerie is not cheap and is also not designed to be worn by the wrong number.... simple lesson really stick to your size and buy your own clothes! Oh and we are not all like Bridget Jones.

Wake up smell the coffee and do the math!